Dereks on Tour

04/10/04

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And now for something completely NOT different...

Yep, that's right, I'm a lazy good-for-nothing who really couldn't be arsed creating his own page from scratch.  So, I went the soulless route and used one of the dullsville templates that MS provide with FrontPage.  I've modified it slightly because some things are just utter cack (weather anyone?  what the fuck am I, CNN?) but generally none of this is mine apart from the content.  The design is all down to one of Uncle Bill's many programming cybernetic monkey drones.  Yay for them.

Anyway, the main reason most of you are here is to check out the photos from my recent - and sorely pined after - trip to SE Asia.  You'll find them all under the Photo Gallery section (funny that...)  However, I've also taken the time to put up some links to cool sites, a collection of my attempts at travel Haiku plus other little tidbits of nonsense and general worthlessness.  So have a look around if you get the urge.  If not, don't fret; I'll never find out that you don't really care about me.

If any of you have feedback or criticism about the way the site looks or how I've put no real effort into this personal online diary of my adventures in the Land of the Rising Ladyboys, please click here and follow the advice contained therein.  If that doesn't persuade you, just go to the Feedback section and drop me some abuse.

Cheers,
Ian

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Bill Hicks Quote of the Day

Sorry, no porn.  (Google it, ya pervert!)  Click the title above for these plus many more!  <sigh>  Please justify my time on this...

bulletPenny Arcade
(Latest Comic)
bulletDark Horizons
bulletThe Internet Movie Database
bulletSouth Park X
bulletComics Continuum
 
Bill Hicks is my comedic God.  Every day (read: when I can be bothered), I'll update this section with a new gem.  His presence in the world of stand-up is - and always will be - missed.

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."

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The Last Good...

That's me with Batman taking the oath to become Robin when I was just a wee lad.  He was awesome back in the day.  But then he met some weird guy called Joel Schumacher and turned into an unrecognizable mincing camp loser scrote with a penchant for fake nipples.  I wept into my eye mask for weeks.  And now he's taken to riding a tractor around Gotham.  The world doesn't make sense any more..!

film I saw at the cinema:
LotR: RotK

film I saw (for the 1st time) on DVD:
The Man Who Cried

CD I (just) listened to:
E-Z Rollers: Dimensions of Sound

book I read (am currently reading):
House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski

comic/graphic novel I read (re-read):
Hellboy : Almost Colossus

videogame I played (never stop playing):
Rez (Dreamcast)

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